BITCH ASS NIGGA
SAIF TRACKER
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CLASSIFIED
SAIF
"BITCH ASS
NIGGA"
PATEL
USN · LHA-7 · AT SEA
Heritage🇹🇭 Thai + 🇮🇳 Indian
Height6'0" (Lanky)
SpeedSLOW AS F**K
StatusDeployed · At Sea
Last SeenUSS Tripoli, Pacific
Home CrewQueens Krew 🇺🇸
// MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENS KREW
"Aye Saif —

All jokes aside, kick ass and be safe out there. You're our best friend and we need your slow ass to come back in one piece.

The whole Queens Krew is rooting for your bitch ass.

We got you. Come home. 🤝"
— SIR LEE & THE QUEENS KREW · NYC
THIS WHOLE WEBSITE IS FOR YOU 🫡
// VESSEL ID
USS
TRIPOLI
LHA-7 // AMERICA-CLASS
⚡ DEPLOYING NOW
// VESSEL SPECS
TypeAmphibious Assault
ClassAmerica (LHA-6)
Commissioned15 Jul 2020
Length844 ft / 257 m
Displacement44,971 tons
Crew~1,059 sailors
Marines (31st MEU)~1,800
Total ARG Force~5,000
AircraftF-35B · MV-22 · CH-53E
Max Speed>22 knots
Home PortSasebo, Japan
Embarked MEU31st MEU
// ESTIMATED POSITION
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LATITUDE (ESTIMATED)
--° E
LONGITUDE (ESTIMATED)
AREA: Calculating...
CONFIDENCE LOW — OSINT
⚠ CALC FROM REPORTED DEPARTURE
~13 MAR 2026 + TRANSIT SPEED
ACTUAL POSITION CLASSIFIED
UNCERTAINTY: ±400 km
// TRANSIT STATUS
OriginSasebo, Japan
DestinationPersian Gulf
Departed (est.)~13 Mar 2026
ETA (est.)~23–27 Mar 2026
Total Distance~5,500 nm
Days Underway—
TRANSIT PROGRESS (EST.)
SASEBO—GULF
// YOUR LOCATION
// LATEST INTEL
USS Tripoli + 31st MEU ordered to Middle East. Adds F-35Bs, MV-22s and ~5,000 Marines to CENTCOM.
SOURCE: USNI NEWS // 13 MAR 2026
SAIF TRACKER
USS TRIPOLI LHA-7 · DEPLOYED
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// TRACKING: SAIF PATEL
SAIF "BITCH ASS NIGGA" PATEL
PETTY OFFICER · USN · LHA-7
Heritage🇹🇭 Thai + 🇮🇳 Indian
Height6'0" (Lanky)
SpeedSLOW AS F**K
StatusDeployed · At Sea
Home CrewQueens Krew 🇺🇸
// MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENS KREW
"Aye Saif — all jokes aside, kick ass and be safe. The whole Queens Krew is rooting for your bitch ass. Come home. 🤝"
— SIR LEE & THE QUEENS KREW · NYC
THIS WHOLE WEBSITE IS FOR YOU 🫡
// VESSEL SPECS
TypeAmphibious Assault
ClassAmerica (LHA-6)
Commissioned15 Jul 2020
Length844 ft / 257 m
Displacement44,971 tons
Crew~1,059 sailors
Marines~1,800
Total ARG Force~5,000
AircraftF-35B · MV-22 · CH-53E
Max Speed>22 knots
Home PortSasebo, Japan
Embarked MEU31st MEU
// ESTIMATED POSITION
--° N
LATITUDE (ESTIMATED)
--° E
LONGITUDE (ESTIMATED)
AREA: Calculating...
⚠ CALC FROM REPORTED DEPARTURE ~13 MAR 2026
ACTUAL POSITION CLASSIFIED · UNCERTAINTY: ±400 km
// TRANSIT STATUS
OriginSasebo, Japan
DestinationPersian Gulf
Departed (est.)~13 Mar 2026
ETA (est.)~23–27 Mar 2026
Total Distance~5,500 nm
Days Underway—
SASEBO—GULF
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INTEL
■ USS TRIPOLI (LHA-7) DEPLOYING TO MIDDLE EAST ■ US STRIKES IRANIAN INFRASTRUCTURE ON KHARG ISLAND ■ STRAIT OF HORMUZ UNDER ACTIVE WATCH ■ 31ST MEU + F-35B FIGHTERS IN TRANSIT ■ IRAN-ISRAEL-USA CONFLICT WEEK 3 ■ PERSIAN GULF OPERATIONS EXPANDING ■ MULTI-SOURCE: FOX · CNN · BBC · NBC · REUTERS · AP ■ WEBSITE CREATED BY THE REALEST ASIAN HOPE ■ QUEENS KREW IS ROOTING FOR YOUR BITCH ASS SAIF 🫡 ■